Kobolds Ate My Baby! The Orange Book

Kobolds are bad at everything they do, except for cooking. This is quite ironic since they are marvelous when cooked (especially when served with a nice dipping sauce). Kobolds are silly, chaotic, and short - much like their lives - no one really likes them very much (especially not Vor, the Big Red Angry God).

In this game, you are a KOBOLD! You will most likely die a few horrible deaths. You will probably get eaten, possibly by your friends. You may be slain by Chickens. You may burn up in a town (you probably started the fire). You may even explode into tiny chaos particles after causing a paradox involving 3d6, a wizard's wand, and some gas station sushi!

The cult-classic, crowd-pleasing, hysterical RPG of Kobolds behaving is back! This new version is faster, easier, and deadlier than ever before!

ALL HAIL KING TORG!